19 October, 2009

9 phrases that women use

1. FINE:The word women use to end an arguement when they are right and you need to shut up

2. 5 MINUTES: If woman is getting dress, it means half an hour. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes
if you just been given 5 minutes to watch the game before you helping around the house

3. NOTHING: it is CALM BEFORE THE STORM
It usually means "something".
It could means "BE ON YOUR TOES"
arquement that begin in "nothing" is usually end in "FINE"

4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, NOT permission. "DON'T DO IT"

5. LOUD SIGH: Tend tobe misunderstood mostly by men. It's mean YOU ARE AN IDIOT and she wonder why she is standing here, wasting her time arquing with you about "NOTHING"

6. THAT'S OK: 1 of the most dangerous statement a woman can make. She will think long and hard befire deciding how and when will you pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you, Don't ask a question or faint. Just say "you are welcome".

8. WHATEVER: Woman's way of saying F@#% YOU!!!

9. IT'S OK, I GOT IT: Another DANGEROUS statement. Something woman has told a man to do several times but is now doing it herself. This will result in a man asking "what's wrong?" For woman;s response, refer to number 3